06/02/2007 by info.

Click below to see the Orange County Choppers Superbowl Commercial - Cost for the 60 second ad is reported as being in the region of $5.2 million.
Orange County Choppers Superbowl Commercial

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06/02/2007 by info.

“Send someone over quick! ” the old woman screamed into the phone. “Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!”

“This is the Fire Department, lady,” the voice replied. “I’ll have to transfer you to the Police Department.”

“No, it’s YOU I want!” she yelled. “They need a longer ladder!”

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06/02/2007 by info.

39 rules to live by

1.  Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2.  Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
3.  Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4.  Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5.  If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
6.  My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7.  Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8.  A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.  (This is very important.  Pay attention!  It never fails.)
9.  For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10.  If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11.  Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12.  A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13.  Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14.  Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it.
15.  No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16.  A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17.  Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18.  Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed.
19.  Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20.  There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21.  Experience is a wonderful thing.  It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22.  By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23.  Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24.  Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25.  It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
26.  If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”
27.  There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
28.  People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29.  You should not confuse your career with your life.
30.  Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.  Just get up and dance.>
31.  Never lick a steak knife.
32.  The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33.  You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34.  You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35.  There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday.  That time is age eleven.
36.  The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
37.  Your friends love you anyway.
38.  Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new.  Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.  A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
39: How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

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06/02/2007 by info.

Harley-Davidson Inc. stopped production at its York, Pennsylvania manufacturing plant, the company’s largest, from midnight on Friday, February 2nd, after Union workers voted to strike because of a contract dispute over wages and benefits.

As a result of the strike, production of Touring and Softail motorcycles at Harley-Davidsons operations in York has been suspended.

Nearly 2,800 workers at the plant walked off the job Friday morning after their contract expired.

Fred Gates, General Manager of Harley-Davidson’s operations in York said, “We are obviously disappointed with the Union’s decision. The proposed contract was structured to help manage future costs that could be detrimental to our business over the long term.”

Union workers voted to strike by a 98 percent margin after rejecting Harley-Davidson’s final contract offer on Wednesday.

The York facility employs more than 3,200 workers.

www.harley-davidson.com

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