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- 20/11/2008: Job ad
- 17/11/2008: Long fork chopper wins at Bigtwin Bikeshow in Netherlands
- 15/10/2008: Local builder scoops first Cologne Custom Championship
- 14/10/2008: At 80, she's still roaring up the road
- 10/10/2008: Marisa Miller Ad campaign for the new Harley Davidson Muscle
- 10/10/2008: Just riding a thong......
- 04/10/2008: Brett Smith resigns as President of S&S Cycle
- 30/09/2008: American IronHorse begins resurrection
- 25/09/2008: Presidential hopeful McCain gets "American Chopper"
- 24/09/2008: Cool David Mann Video
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Job ad
20/11/2008 by info.
A young biker goes to the Job Centre in Northampton., and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he wants to learn more. “Can you give me some more details?” he asks the job centre assistant.
The assistant pulls up a job description and says, “The job entails getting ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off any hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the gynaecologist’s examination. There’s an annual salary of £18 thousand, but you’re going to have to go to Carlisle. That’s about 250 miles from here.”
“Oh, is that where the job is?” the young biker asks.
“No mate, said the assistant - that’s where the end of the line is right now.”
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Mars vs Venus
18/08/2008 by info.
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, ‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behaviour. I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’ When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY:
Harley wouldn’t start today, but at least I got laid.<–>
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WARNING!!
01/05/2008 by info.
When a girl asks if you’d like to see her chopper…………… it may not be what it seems, as this poor guy found out!!
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Biker Joke
23/04/2008 by info.
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter from the SUN has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in
my entire life.”
“Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist from the SUN and tomorrow’s edition will have this on the page one.
What brand of motorcycle do you ride and what political party do you support?”
“A Harley Davidson and I vote for the British National Party,” replied the biker.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The Sun to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on page one:
‘BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.’
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Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras
22/02/2008 by info.
Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras will be introduced to this country very soon!
The new, German made cameras look different to the normal cameras, so I have included a photo so that you are familiar with them and able to make sure that YOU DO NOT SPEED when approaching one of these devices.
Please take this warning seriously as you will not get another chance.
Scroll down below for a picture!
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